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$45 Trillion Marshmallow Hoax
Category: Current Events, Elitist, Environment, Global Warming, Government Madness, Hoaxes, Liberalism
According to a report made today by the Paris-based International Energy Agency, it is going to cost $45 Trillion to combat global warming. Yes, let me repeat that figure…$45 Trillion. If this doesn’t prompt us to take pause and gather our senses, nothing ever will. This $45 Trillion estimate is nothing more than a world wide scheme to redistribute middle-class wealth based upon the hysteria of Al Gore’s global warming hoax.
Seattle Parks and Recreation has taken the hoax to the next level of absurdity and is now considering banning bonfires. Can you believe it? This entire global warming hoax is completely out of control. Good Lord…what is happening to us? We’re going mad in this country over unsubstantiated evidence and junk science. A recent memo from the park advisory board read like this.
The overall policy question for the Board is whether it is good policy for Seattle Parks to continue public beach fires when the carbon … emissions produced by thousands of beach fires per year contributes to global warming.
This memo actually came from supposedly mature and responsible adults who actually believe bonfires on the beach will overheat our planet. What hallucinating drug do you suppose these people are using? Now these all knowing environmentalist want us to surrender our freedom to enjoy a good old fashion marshmallow roast because they know what’s best and it will avert global warming.
Apparently The Geico Cavemen, Cowboys, Indians, and the Boy Scouts were far too advanced than these environmentalists nut cases would allow us to be.
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Earth-caring Seattle citizens should set the example and ban all CO2 emissions.
I think that banning bonfires in Seattle is a great idea since the liberals in that state get a dose of their own medicine concerning the global warming fraud. Next, I hope they outlaw (or severely increase taxes on ) cars in Washington state. It would serve the citizens right. Ha ha ha!! I just love it when the liberal and refuted idea of man-made global warming, which was designed to destroy capitalism and take away citizens’ rights, BACKFIRES and takes away their rights!!!
Let’s also shut down the space program!!! Did you see all the pollution that the space shuttle made on takeoff the other day!!! Shut’er down!!!!
Also, the Seattle Mariners and the Seattle Seahawks must be REALLY causing global warming with the airplane-driven travel schedule. Shut’em down!!!! No more sports teams!!!
Let’s make Seattle TOTALLY CO2 free !!! Okay, Seattle liberals let’s take your global-warming ideas seriously. I want those iron fire pits OFF that beach now. Let’s all wear a silver ribbon until the Seattle fire pits are gone. Yeeeehhhh!!!
Waaaah! Waaaaaah! I’ll a big, scared baby liberal tree-hugger, and I want to sit by my itty-bitty campfire on the Seattle beach so I can see all the pretty waves and fishes swim by. I always only use fallen (never cut with Mr. Chainsaw) already dead branches to make my fire. Oh, pleeeasse, please, don’t take away Mr. Flame and Ms. Bonfire from by beach. I’m so sad because my elected liberal facist city council now wants to take away my bonfire instead of trying to put Mr. Bad Corporation out of business. I’m good!!! So good, I even recycle my Mr. Stinky baby diapers….And the nightmare begins in police city of Seattle….as the last scroll of liberty was destroyed, an old dying English citizen (who was denied Avastin for her brain tumor, as Kennedy got) whispered, “The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.”
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, as per The New York Times, “Every week to 10 days, another coal-fired power plant opens somewhere in China that is big enough to serve all the households in Dallas or San Diego.”