The Hill Street Blahg

On the FNC last evening, there was a segment on the new You Tube video entitled “I’m Voting Republican” featured above. The video was obviously the handiwork of Move On dot Org, the far left 527 advocy group made possible by the much criticized, and what many consider unconstitutional McCain-Feingold Campaign Reform Act. My first thought after watching the video was; talk about Senator McCain’s “chickens coming home to roost.” My second thought was; what a sophomoric video and what level of mentally challenged individuals were the creators targeting with the fallacious content of the video? Obviously they were targeting those with IQ’s similar or equal to Porky Pig’s or perhaps Popeye The Sailor Man.

This is going to be one long, if not vicious presidential election season. The drawn out primary season was enough to make an old man cry and the upcoming general election season will be enough to send clear thinking individuals over the cliff. In all seriousness, I feel the real purpose of this election is not who our next President will be, but who the next Supreme Court Justices will be. I could be wrong, but I don’t think so. The George Soros crowd is hell bent on front loading the SCOTUS with non elected, left-leaning justices who will legislate their agenda from the bench. Last week’s SCOTUS imprudent decision was a perfect example of the precarious power these politically appointed justices wield.

As one would expect, it didn’t take long for those on the opposite side of the political spectrum to respond to this video. Townhall dot Com contributor Ben Shapiro has done just that today with his article appositely titled Why I’m Voting Democrat. Here are Ben’s reasons why:

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that the best strategy in war is defeat. It broadens the mind to learn Japanese, German and Arabic. Talk about multiculturalism!

I’m voting Democrat because I’m mad that George W. Bush hasn’t caught Bin Laden. That’s because Bin Laden is the only Islamic terrorist in the world.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that if I don’t have enough money, the solution is for the government to take more of my money. Who needs money when gas is $5 per gallon?

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that the ideal family is two homosexual bonobos, a goat and a parrot raising a human baby. Love and compassion is all it takes to make a successful family!

I’m voting Democrat because it’s my body, and if I want to kill my baby, I’ll do it, even if its head is in the birth canal. If I want to cut out my intestines and feed them to the crocodiles, I’ll do that too. That’s the freedom our forefathers enshrined in the Constitution.

I’m voting Democrat because our enemies on the battlefield deserve comfy hotel rooms, Pay-Per-View, prostitutes and all the benefits of American citizenship.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe we need other countries’ permission for me to turn down my thermostat.

I’m voting Democrat because I care about the real victims of crime — criminals.

I’m voting Democrat because the real cure for racism includes preferential policies based on race — particularly in presidential voting. If you believe that a black candidate ought to be qualified, as well as black, you’re worse than Bull Conner.

I’m voting Democrat because everyone deserves crappy healthcare. Sure, you’ll have to wait years for that life-saving cancer surgery. But it’s first come, first served at the cemetery!

I’m voting Democrat because I believe in minority rights (except in Muslim countries), free speech (with regard to pornography but not conservative talk radio), environmentalism (unless we’re talking about Al Gore’s house) and diplomacy (but never backed by the threat of military force).

I’m voting Democrat because I like the words “hope” and “change.” Also “kazoo.” That’s a funny word.

I’m voting Democrat because I believe that America’s founders were rich, white, greedy xenophobes, and that America’s founding principles are hogwash requiring periodic editing from an unelected group of liberal judges.

Most of all, I’m voting Democrat because I like the ideas they have over in France, but I don’t feel like moving there. I’ll threaten to move, but I really won’t. After all, I have a good job, healthcare, lower taxes, free speech and a social framework that promotes family structure. And all of it is defended by the most effective fighting force on the planet.

If only the institution of far-left values resulted in a great country. Oh, well. That won’t stop me from voting Democrat, though. After all, I’m voting Democrat because thought isn’t one of my strong suits.