The Hill Street Blahg

Our liberal friends over at the Washington Post are the first to call the 2008 presidential election in favor of Barack Obama. And there hasn’t even been an election yet. We haven’t even had any of the usual Democrat accusations of hanging chads; no disenfranchised voters, no Blacks barred from the polls, no cadavers voting, no evil Republicans stuffing the ballot box, nada. Karl Rove hasn’t been spotted lurking behind every corner of every polling precinct in the country performing his evil deeds and it’s been absolutely wonderful. What makes this an even more monumental moment in our history is the obvious fact that neither of the political parties have even had their conventions yet. This is simply incredible. The liberal media has called the election 4 months in advance so hopefully the media propaganda purveyors and their summer vacation love affair with Obama will finally come to a screeching halt.

I can’t begin to describe how good I felt when I read the above-mentioned WAPO article. I’ve really had enough of the Obamamania goings on both here and especially in Europe.  I just can’t seem to grasp the relevance of why the Europeans have anything to do with who our next President is or why they idolize Obama. I need to know….which one of the Beatles is he? Ringo, John, George, or Paul? Might it be he is actually Elvis come out of hiding or perhaps he really is the Messiah and will solemnly wave his holy hand and miraculously create “change.” If the Obamessiah sincerely wants “change”, I suggest he start with the current do nothing Congress, lead by Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, and call for the impeachment of everyone of those clowns. Unfortunately, I doubt that will ever happen because in reality, Obama is just as hopeless as they are. Fortunately, only the American voters can bring about that much needed change.

Everywhere you go, there is Obama stuff plastered about. Obama is in the grocery store check-out line magazine racks next to Lindsy Lohan tripe. He’s on the cover of People Magazine along with all the Holly-weirdos. He’s on billboards, he’s on TV 24/7, he’s on Oprah and The View. He’s even in my doctor’s stack of toilet reading material where all of the insignificant Barack Obama crap belongs.