The Hill Street Blahg

The battle in Minnesota rages on between incumbent Republican Senator Norm Coleman and his failed Air America Radio host opponent Al Franken. It’ s being reported by The Star Tribune.Com that Franken will be meeting with Democratic leaders in the U.S. Senate on Tuesday and will have the floor which I find somewhat suspicious, not to mention odd. The Coleman camp is rightfully calling this meeting “presumptuous” due to the fact the obtuse, left of Lenin professional clown doesn’t even have a Senate seat and a mandatory recount has yet to take place. This entire development just doesn’t seem to pass the LUV’s disposable diaper smell test.

The initial vote count between the two candidates was very close with Franken losing the election by a c-hair. So Franken is now going Al Gore on us. Apparently his supporters are manufacturing post election votes by the hundreds in the most contemptible disregard of democracy since the 2000 Presidential election in Florida when Gore derided the entire democratic process. It should be noted that Franken’s campaign is also bullying local officials into counting invalid ballots as his supporters discover misplaced ballots in places like the trunks of cars, portable toilets, and just vacated video booths in several sleazy adult book stores. By some unexplained coincidence, none of these misplaced ballots include votes for Franken’s rival Norm Coleman.

As the celebrated moonbat expert Van Helsing recently noted; Franken’s fellow progressive Joseph Stalin once said, “The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.”

H/T: Moonbattery