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This just in in time for Earth Week. Fat people have just been declared a major cause of global warming. It should be fun watching the polar bear lovers heads implode when fat people unite and stand up to the global warming toadies and point out the obvious: that global warming and greenhouse gas emissions are nothing more than absolute hoaxes with zero validity.

First it was the spray can, followed by the automobile, power generation, and all of the industries that make our country great. Then came the plastic bag, then global windbag Al Gore came along to stir the global warming stew, cow farts, toilet paper, the light bulb, our toilets, the plastic bottle, the food we eat, the water we drink, not to mention the air we breathe in order to exist. Lo and behold, now it’s obesity’s turn in the global warming barrel of malarkey. More on these climate changing fatties from The Sun News.

THE rising number of fat people was yesterday blamed for global warming.

Scientists warned that the increase in big-eaters means more food production — a major cause of CO2 gas emissions warming the planet.

Overweight people are also more likely to drive, adding to environmental damage.

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