The Hill Street Blahg

Celebrity pedophile and renowned ‘wanna be white’ pop singing star Michael Jackson, performed his final moonbat walk on Planet Earth today. Despite this peculiar man’s talents and gift from God, Michael Jackson was actually a pathetic individual who clearly most people pitied. Do you suppose this former falsetto voiced, uncontrollable spender ever look in the mirror and and thought quietly to himself – “Eek! What in the name of Pete have I done to myself!!?”

Jackson most certainly could belt out a tune or two and he surely had all the right dance moves. But let’s be honest. Michael Jackson was a world class screwball and furthermore, I can’t wait for Shepard Smith to put a lid on it. No word yet from the White House on Jackson’s passing.

What’s really troubling is that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett would die on the very same day and it’s the pedophile they lionize? Let’s hope and pray this pitiable soul has finally found in the after life whatever it was he couldn’t find here during his bizarre 50 year earth walk. May the King of Pop and infamous white gloved crotch grabber rest in eternal peace and may the Good Lord have mercy on his soul.